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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 2 859

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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You deserved it 2 211

Butter fingers

By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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You deserved it 98

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 717

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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You deserved it 446

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 124

By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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You deserved it 228

By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 18 488

By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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You deserved it 51 554

Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:21

"And then I pulled out my gun!"

datguyuno 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:26

I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up

Comments

shannon1029 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:21

When I read this, I thought of the woman being a fat woman stuffing her face with food and bumping into you with her butt as she passed.

sup_bitch 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:22

She threw it on the GROUND!!!!!!

miami_bb6 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:24

I would of proceeded to throw it at her =)

abbybailey204 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:51

Me 2

abbybailey204 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:42

That's not safe

zachherbert 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 2:45

Meanwhile at the next Apple meeting.... "The one known as Boners, he is on to our conspiracy. His death must be quick and agile. Any suggestions?"

itsbridgetbtch17 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:33

I am so sorry.

psuedodragon 23

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:35

Wow a lot of people have violent tendencies here... Unless the woman ran at OP screaming, grabbed the phone and smashed it, it was probably an accident. OP would be in far more trouble if they were to attack the (clumsy) woman. I sympathize though, I have to replace my cell every couple years due to excessive damage from being dropped (usually because I'm attempting to put it in my bag so I can grab my keys and get into my house >.