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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:21

"And then I pulled out my gun!"

datguyuno 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:26

I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up

Comments

aramross91 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:11

Yet another disgruntled iPhone user?!

newgeneration 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:14

ya I agree fyl I'd tell to pay for the repairs

Phendraana 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 14:05

lemme guess- its an iPhone? YDI for buying a ******* GLASS PHONE.

Gela96 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:02

An iphone?

Lipsforbiting 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:07

Should've smacked her to the ground, too. ):

bibobobonnor 8

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

ok shut up no matter the annoyance it caused it was an accident

GamerMaster2041 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:10

lol *** ur iphone. I got touch screen phone and i droped it MILLIONS of times. SCreen is still in good shape. And you droped ur phone once. IT DIED.

betteryouthanmeb 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:57

I got the iPhone 4 if that shit happened to me I'd round house the bitch !

izak69 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:18

Ok I'm against all the comments about hitting a lady even if she is a dumb Ho

loserman67 35

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:18

Verizon vs. Sprint conspiracy

kitsune3 20

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:36

Oh damn. Irony. That really sucks, and I know what it's like. I have such horrible luck with cell phones. fyl, op. Here's hoping it goes better next time.