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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

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Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

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Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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somename1223132 5

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:32

Haha

purpleberry01 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:58

HAHA...wow....you got caught.......btw the dude that saw you was my uncle.My whole family knows who you are....sad day for you.

reem2013 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:08

Couldn't you wait to get home to do that? Or atleast in the bathroom .. !

martic835 2

Friday 15 January 2010 12:19

Storage room FTW!

ssharp 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 23:02

it is not as bad as this guy who was in in school suspention and got cought and there was a bathroom atatched to it

zeldagame_lover 3

Sunday 30 May 2010 4:23

should have not been doing that in the first place....especially NOT at work!

My2864 1

Monday 14 June 2010 1:01

you ********** at work? thats wrong control yourself ydi

lickme89 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 7:15

ur a sicko

banananut 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:33

well, who doesn't just love whacking off in the good ol' storage room.

MrsBritG21 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:11

Why the he'll would you be masturbating at work??!!! At least it's not as bad as a guy I worked with at the bakery. He used to do it in the freezer...

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 3 March 2014 3:05

I'm never getting anything from a bakery ever again...

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