Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera... - FML

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Spicy

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Spicy

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Spicy

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Spicy

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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You deserved it 124

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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You deserved it 30 961

By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Top comments

Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

Comments

Dale_xD 15

Wednesday 6 April 2011 21:21

. . . Why delight?

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:24

who the bloody he'll masturbates in a storage room at their work? you deserve it more than anyone deserves anything on this site. idiot.

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:26

hell* stupid iPhone auto correct..

wizs6 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:05

people like you sicken me

IceCreamMage 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:29

lol sometimes you just gotta fap. I don't get the big fuss people are making about this. People **** in public often but if someone jerks it, it's suddenly terrible? QQ moar.

NickiPLZ 13

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:15

Seriously? You couldn't just wait until you got home? YDI for being a perv.

martic835 2

Friday 29 July 2011 6:43

People like you need serious mental help! Absolutely disgusting. I hope they caught you and embarrassed your nasty ass.

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:28

Was there some reason you couldn't do it in the loo?

superpokgai123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:27

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

Mikex125 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:53

At work man come on.

MegaElectric 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:24

ADDICTION!!!

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