Money: Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate...

By gonkc - 04/03/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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klassic09 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:11

haha yeah, I'm hoping you were able to explain yourself and get out of trouble. I mean, really, like someone would write a reminder for drug money on their hand... ok, it's probably happened, but still. haha

whattheeff 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:28

LMAO. what a weird coincedence ahah. i gotta admit, thats pretty funny, but I'm sure your principal would have been willing to let you explain yourself. Its not everyday that you find a debate team member that does LSD..

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SnIpEr_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 21:28

Hmmm, is it Lynbrook in San Jose? I go to prospect right down the road, and that's where I am typing this message right now. I actually have several friends at Lynbrook

ChrisR24 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:25

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8ccheng 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:44

LOL jeffery lee told me about that

Brouhaha_fml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:19

just explain it to them for christs sake, FOOL

g0o0_dj 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:29

lynbrook sucks ass mv pride MONTA VISTA

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:15

you sorta deserved that one

asoldierswifey 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:26

Well, hunny, YDI for not using any common sense and writing something stupid like that. Next time, think before you write, then maybe you won't be in a shit storm of trouble. LMAO Otherwise, good FML.