Intimacy: Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises....

By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Fairytale ending

By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00

Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML

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Easy

By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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noxiffic 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:37

You stall not cum!

bjhhjh 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:39

Let him put his staff into you

Comments

vikky538 28

Monday 18 August 2014 14:04

was there any change in the size of his hat...

ricardof 19

Monday 18 August 2014 14:50

doesn't matter, had sex

victrin 12

Monday 18 August 2014 15:14

Fly you fool!

omnia 5

Monday 18 August 2014 15:51

Also: FYL, you fool!

Vickeh 15

Monday 18 August 2014 15:16

Did you tell him that he shall not pass?

Renegade2556 4

Monday 18 August 2014 15:16

At least no hobbits or dwarves from middle earth were present...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 18 August 2014 15:22

Who did you dress up as? We might have an interesting movie plot coming up

csofball7 11

Monday 18 August 2014 15:33

I think this is super cute haha

dDailydDosage 8

Monday 18 August 2014 15:42

The YDI comments are being marked down but she really could have turned it down if she really didn't like it. They were trying to spice up their sex life, if she didn't find pleasure in doing Gandalf then what was the point?