Love: Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 09:50 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By poluxe - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By wtf did i do?? - 11/01/2013 22:22 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By TimJack18 - 04/01/2015 23:14 - United States - Whiteville

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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snizzlesnuzzle 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:23

it's yin and yang. not ying.

amerwin 3

Monday 8 November 2010 15:21

Y'all are both losers.

Comments

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 8 November 2010 23:43

How is this a FML.

munkee_6669 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:59

op must let the guy use her snatch as a humidor

p33lzhear 6

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:12

fyl for having no sense of humor! id be flattered! lol

archer79 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:36

apparently you keep his fun zone happy. that's a good thing

tigrouficele2012 44

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:13

So you're his "other woman"?

lalala2589 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:09

You all are a bunch of morons for saying y'all.

spoiiledgorgeous 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:16

Pat yourself on the back, he just told you that you give good face. That or he was hinting your a sideline hoe. which do you prefer?

I_Deserved_It 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:27

YDI for not understanding that it's "yin" not "ying", and that "yin" represents the female while "yang" represents the male. I'll bet you're one of those gweilos who gets Chinese lettering because it looks cool, thinking it means "peace" or "strength" or something, when the tattoo artist decides to be awesome and write "fuckface" instead.