Work: Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By Blue Lemon - 13/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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stevenJB 25

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:37

Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD

perdix 29

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:44

In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"

Comments

Nikkitaria 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:45

You should talk to your boss about this. It's not just creepy, it's sexual harassment.

sabby90 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:46

And thats when you scream random profanity words in to which people believe you have turrets and think you are the creep at work and are left alone

whatthefreshhell 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:48

I wish I had turrets. I bet they're expensive though

sabby90 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:56

I meant Tourettes ... auto correct but those would definitely keep creeps away

whatthefreshhell 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:02

I actually feel your pain, my swype corrected they're to there, lucky for me I had time to edit it.

spazz666 18

Sunday 14 April 2013 21:44

I'm pretty sure if you started screaming while ANYONE was touching you, people would not avoid you. They would be wondering what the **** was going on.