By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
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nicesprites 4

are you sure he was your boyfriend?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Lol try rubbing something else next time(; or kick it...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Lol try rubbing something else next time(; or kick it...

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docscientist 9

Screw you for trying to be trendy by placing a lowercase i in front of your name.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

obviously you have man hands. it's a disease that affects 10% of people. your bf probably felt like a guy was coming onto him.

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Alpha35 4

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA don't touch him... .EVEN IF THERES A FIRE GIRLFRIEND

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untoward 0

#41 Assuming an even distribution of "man hands" throughout the population, let's assume only 5 % women and 5 % men have man hands. My question is what do the rest of the men have if they don't have "man hands"?

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bman134 0

when will girls lean if you want to be romantic just grab it and give it a kiss

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Archeros 0

#70 Ten percent of women have men's hands, so I guess 10% of all guys should have female-ish hands?

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habeybaby25 11

Hey! I do not have man hands! I have little soft hands thank you very much! :)

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CumShott 0

Hahaha, i actually laughed out loud xD

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

who doesn't like a neck massage? unless you snuck up on him then it would be creepy.

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TengoCojones 0

.. should've been in the kitchen

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EquallyRacist 0

Agreed, the only time a woman should leave the kitchen is for sex, and you don't necessarily NEED to leave the kitchen for that....

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haquai 0

Your cousin is an obese lard who deserves to be injected with HIV

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foreveryoung97_fml 2

sexist bitch I hope yuh go to hell and rot like my moms ******

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very_ugly_girl 0

Very true, in the kitchen making food for their man only. After that clean the home and go to the closet to sleep.

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nicesprites 4

are you sure he was your boyfriend?

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omgshaylaaa 0

op was probably referring to her brother... keep in mind they are from iowa..

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unidentified_sta 5

#14 Oh so funny, never heard that one before. You are so clever aren't you?

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omgshaylaaa 0

awh 16 so pleasant of you to comment :) thanks for the feed back :)

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gators1995 30

I would love it if my future gf gave me a massage

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omgshaylaaa 0

haha ewhh op you probably have scaly old crocodile hands. rub some lotion on those hands and you and your bf will have a better time than just a neck rub :)

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DocBastard 38

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I say the way to a man's heart is through his sternum.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Nah, DocBeast rips it open with his bare hands!

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iMOTHERHUMPERi 0

doctors dont use bare hands. thats unsanitary.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You're thinking of "bear" hands. No offense to my good friend Winnie the Pooh, but that would be unsanitary!

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

koriee22- beautiful... on the op, he's gay fir sure.... drop that moron and find yourself a regular dude!!!

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