By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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Torva_fml 16

Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.

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tayza249 20

Sounds like the kind of movie a lot of guys I know would wanna watch. It could be worse, she could have brought over The Notebook

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mattorama 15

My rule on movies: whoever picks the movie has to give a reason why.

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somewizdom 15

"and I'd pay for it later", seriously? Like it makes you more of a "man" to clarify that.

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GoW_Chick 14

I don't see what you are trying to get at, he was just saying he told his girlfriend to pick up a movie, and he would pay her back for it later. what does that have to do with anything about being a man?

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somewizdom 15

What I'm saying is that it sounded like a cliche to me. it's not the end of the world if he doesn't pay her back or even mention that detail in the fml.

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GoW_Chick 14

I hate Nicolas cage in every movie he has done, in my opinion, he's a terrible actor, i.e. Ghost Rider, terrible movie, and yet they've made a sequel... -.-

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hellokimmiee 5

And yet they've made a sequel. They don't make sequels to movies that aren't awesome.

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GoW_Chick 14

Yes they do it's Hollywood, they would make a sequel to anything as long as it makes them money. Example: Alvin and the chipmunks, they've made three of those abominations

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Sebastian_NG 17

Uh-oh, 120's sarcasm detector is broken.

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citymayer 7

Somehow I don't think 112 was being sarcastic.

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fattylumptard 1

A Nicholas cage movie would be even worse if you were in it

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GoW_Chick 14

If I were in a Nicolas Cage movie it would be a blockbuster hit, and I would win an Oscar for my impeccable performance, but then again anyone can look like a great actor compared to him...

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fattylumptard 1

You just love brawling with me don't you

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Annon99999 9

Ahhhh I bet she did it on purpose lmfao

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viomsaja 0

Nicolas Cage is a vampire. a yummy vampire (;

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BadSuerte 0

Just the name 'Nichalos Cage.' is just toture. Just toture. Nichalos Cage is a bad actor in general. Just in plain text, if he is in it, it means it will be a bad movie.

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iwadasn 32

National Treasure was good, even if his acting in it wasn't.

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Awsumuzzie 12

I'm not one to pick on people for spelling... But "toture" is kind of funny to read.

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KYLAisaBITCH 4

158- I laughed for 10 minutes straight, because I didn't care enough about his/her comment to read the mistakes as mistakes, so I read it again, and couldn't even make it outloud, because I was laughing so hard! Made me laugh/cry! Lol

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JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Nicolas cage has an Oscar and was nominated for a 2nd one! Don't hate! Lol

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JohnnyPhoenix31 7

The Oscar statements are fact...look it up

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GoW_Chick 14

It doesn't matter if he has an Oscar, I can still hate on him. :P

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JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Lol...most people do..I think that's why I like him lol

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NoChi_fml 0

OP you better not be talking about the movie "bad lieutenant". That's a great movie mofo. If coke and prostitutes aren't romantic thn I have no idea what is.

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