Love: Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to...

By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

Better than 'The Wicker Man'

Torva_fml 16

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:41

Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:35

Kick-ass was awesome.

Stormmm 6

Monday 23 January 2012 7:21

It was! I forgot he was in that movie. Lol. I like him.

123_omg 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:36

Yuck, I feel your pain. I don't like Nicholas Cage either...tops the list with Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.

fattylumptard 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:22

The new mission impossible was awesome are you kidding me and so was the patriot

LawSixx 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:40

So what movie was it? I'm a little curious.

CuteGinger 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:31

I bet it was Season of the Witch. -.-

iwadasn 32

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:47

You shouldn't have had her pick the movie if you weren't willing to risk seeing one you didn't like. Look on the bright side, at least she didn't pick Twilight.

loller27 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:50

why would you let a woman choose your movie?

asherm 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:56

Well what kind of "romantic" movie did you want? She didn't pick out chick flick. She picked one out thinking you wouldn't want to see a chick flick. Would you prefer "The Notebook"? (I would, I love that movie!-but I'm a chick) Work on communication! Pick movie out together?