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By wtf did i do?? - 11/01/2013 22:22 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By failure - 28/10/2013 00:41 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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Saturday 12 January 2013 5:06

Why do you have to try to be sweet? Are you normally a bitter dick?

megpie20693 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:02

Maybe you caught her in a bad mood?

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DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:20

Sounds like its time for you to test the waters OP

perdix 29

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:20

Were you on top of her best friend when you delivered this line?

DrunkButterfly 17

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:27

Aw I'm sorry. :( I hate it when girls act like that.

oj101 33

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:36

I hope you're normally good to her... the "trying to be sweet" implies you are not a very romantic nor kind person. It's time to re-evaluate how you treat her.

pradip 26

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:36

She meant one happy couple. After marriage she'll become your better half, half plus half is...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:38

This has to be one of the most sickeningly sweet, disgustingly romantic comments I've ever seen. It makes me want to vomit. Nicely done, sir. I wish I could thumb this up more than once.