Annoying, Neighbours, Argument and Miscellaneous: Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors...

By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo

By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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Noise annoys

By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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You deserved it 8 667

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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You deserved it 4 658

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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You deserved it 2 152

By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 934

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

ojjasper123 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:26

Are you hating on spongebob?

BasketGhost 17

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:28

Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

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Jbell1527 3

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:30

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me.

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 12 January 2014 21:14

KRUSTY KRA-YAY-YAB YAAAYAYYAB PIIIIIZZZAAA... IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAH... FOR YOU AND... meeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

juststephhere 23

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:33

Time to get some earplugs or something

BrookieAnn 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:33

They just want to make sure you're ready and that you can hear them...

Zamazing 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:33

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

gracehi 31

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:57

Spongebob square pants!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:07

Square yellow and pours is he... (I am so sorry if I failed it's been a long time)

WellThatSucked89 13

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:57

*porous

dachayke 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 22:51

Who died in an oil spill because of bp?

ivydindy13 14

Monday 13 January 2014 14:43

How long could it have been?! We just did this on a comment above!

awkwardloveannie 28

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:35

they hate you

buckdharma 37

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:40

They didn't mind you hearing them fighting, but the make up sex is personnel.

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 13 January 2014 3:56

there's special personnel for make up sex?

MissSarcasm01 18

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:46

Maybe they killed each other.

gracehi 31

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:10

We can only hope.

octopusprimee 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:47

are you ready kids ?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:08

Aye aye captain!

LowExpectations 30

Monday 13 January 2014 4:33

It's in my head now ladies and gents. It is in my head.... And it does not stop.... It doesn't stop....

imwagdc 15

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:51

Maybe they were trying to be polite by drowning out their make up sex noises

antonia789 17

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:53

I'd probably scream after a while..

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Same thing different taste

Boom boom boom

Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo

Noise annoys

Keep it down

Patience

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