Annoying, Neighbours, Argument and Miscellaneous: Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors...

By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo

By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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Noise annoys

By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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ojjasper123 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:26

Are you hating on spongebob?

BasketGhost 17

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:28

Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Comments

Vlen_fml 20

Monday 13 January 2014 8:27

you should do what we did with our neighbors evil kid: we programmed a universal remote to control his TV (took a lot of trial and error, thankfully the kid had an old enough TV that a radio based remote worked rather than needing a well aimed infrared remote). We shut it off every time he was loud after 10pm, and kept doing it till he gave up.

an3ph 20

Monday 13 January 2014 8:40

The only recourses that come to mind involve spilling blood.

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 13 January 2014 10:15

My neighbor kept falling asleep at night with their TV blaring. She was nearly deaf. So every night I'd go and flip the main breaker to her house off and back on. That would shut her TV off. Though she probably wondered why her clocks needed reset every day.

Evolving_Squid 15

Monday 13 January 2014 12:40

Time for you to play some late night bagpipe music with speakers beside their wall.

kittyboo_is_me 10

Monday 13 January 2014 13:41

Haha, would you rather have been listening to their make-up sex instead?

WhatsOpTic 11

Monday 13 January 2014 15:44

If I was only here earlier...

merik225 14

Monday 13 January 2014 21:39

Are you ready kids? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That shit must be stuck in OPs head.

theangrypeach 6

Tuesday 14 January 2014 7:25

You should totally make weird barking noises and wait for them to knock on your door asking you to stop that, then say "But.. thats the sound I make when I watch ****"