Miscellaneous: Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air,...

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By Thatkid - 18/02/2009 14:29 - Singapore

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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TeaCakes 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:32

...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.

FMLshark 12

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:35

"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.

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meggieeee51 9

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:36

Not cool and stupid ... You're going places...

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:37

"Today, trying to look cool." YDI.

luvscomplic8ed 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:38

*facepalm*

mercsl65 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:38

smooth move rico

mollysticks 10

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:42

How does that make you look cool...

austin101123 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:44

You're a dumbass. If you're going to fail at something, at least make sure it is worth something.

TarieBoo 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 2:52

doesn't matter,still a fail

janerose21 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:46

what a hot mess !!

idoam 8

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:47

I have a difficult time feeling sympathetic towards an idiot.

mercsl65 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:47

smooth move rico

calliefornia2 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:47

Your life is ****** because you dropped your soda then reopened it? What a sad life you have..

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Same thing different taste

Cool moves

Freeze!

Sorry

Fragile

Tasty snack

Got away with it, surely?

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