By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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DocBastard 38

Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush. I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

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TheCarChanel 0

Did u grab the unopened one

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Hellishness 6

Lmao...my first comment and I'm first. I'll probably never comment again. Have fun bashing me.

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gunmania0 12

You are so amazing. You are my idol.

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BuhBuhBoomer 2

You ah should of held onto the open can in case they came back. And if they didn't, free soda.

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ss_20_xx 14

Sounds like a game of dodging the soda cans!

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ICastillo 24

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a soda can.

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starman02 12

Ouch.. Who does that?!

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ucoolgirl31 20

At least it was closed because you didn't get all wet!!

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Vociferouslife 4

This is why everyone should be strapped

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metalwolf 17

might be the same people who are thumbing you down.

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TheCarChanel 0

Did u grab the unopened one

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blcksocks 19

This wouldn't be an FML if he would have been able to grab it. OP clearly says he was hit.

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taracrane1 7

...OP could have walked over to the can and grabbed it? TheCarChanel didn't ask if he caught it.

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failureusername 12

12_Yes we know that OP got hit but the question of whether he picked it up and drank it still remains.

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Roevera 14

#17- It would make an awesome pop commercial if he did catch it.

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Il_Maestro 6

If he did, I sure hope he waited a little while before enjoying his drink.

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Saryrr 3

So it wouldn't fizz every where, right?

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realSlimjimShady 7

Shoulda thrown it back break that fools window

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tjv3 10

I hope the OP beat the snot out of them, or at least got the lic plate number. Then OP could stalk then and make their life a living hell

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Ge0rger0kz 5

What would happen if they missed the second time?

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thgiL 9

20- How do you know? Perhaps hypothetically they come around again with a big carton of milk...?

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Roevera 14

3rd time is the charm I suppose.. They just got lucky with the second.

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thiscrazything 1

It would have been a six pack.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Heyyy your comment reminded me about that fml where the guy tries kicking a can at op but continualy misses so he picks it up and throws it xD

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

They'd get out of the car, walk up to op, and hit em with the can head on.

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hurrican_fml 0

They would open a can and get a funnel so they don't miss.

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nerobluerose 10

Drive by canning? What has the world come to? Are bullets that expensive?

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eddeeezzyy 19

Yes they are! That's why I switched to Nerf gun missiles.....that shit is cheap and reusable! :D

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yahoowizard 16

Chris Rocks skit about making bullets worth thousands a bullet starting to stop shootings work in real life

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SkoomaKi 27

Did you get a look at their registration plate? Of you can try and find it, paint it some nice colors ;) I'm sure they'd appreciate the paint job. If you know what I mean.

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onlychildFTW 33

Ah yes. Vandalism. Always the answer! (sarcasm)

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SkoomaKi 27

Ah no. Joking. It gets used quite a lot on this site. (no sarcasm)

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simonsaysYDI 8

=0 Or pour a bunch of soda all over it.

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raraisbang 12

Thats what you get for pissing those gangsters off. I told you that was a bad idea!

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Il_Maestro 6

Only the gangsters that truly go HAM carry out their hits with soda cans.

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niallswifr 7

Sounds like a fizzy situation! No? Ok.

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