By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
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daliagrande 17

At least you didn't break your other leg.

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gibby1235 6

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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Collisionn 11

You've gotta admit though, it would be pretty funny! A bit ironic too, don't you think?

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conrad01 6

Mayb it's the whole bad luck is good luck theatre concept? Lol

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Rainbowjumper0 12

Hopeful your dad's just joking, cause if not well he's a jerk! Hope your leg heals soon OP

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DarkDaedalus009 8

What a butthole to his own son

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unknown_user5566 26

Am I the only one who thinks "butthole" doesn't sound like a halfway decent insult anymore? I can't even take it seriously, because I don't think I've heard anyone use it in the last 10 years.

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deppengi 4

What's wrong with buttholes anyway? Without them, life would suck!

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paaronoid 4

Calm down, people. His dad was obviously kidding. He's not an inconsiderate asshole, he's just a father who made a bad joke. All dad's do it.

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unknown_user5566 26

This is FML. "Calming down" is generally not an option. Welcome, and enjoy the chaos!

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amba69 0

Everyone needs to know that OP is a GIRL!!!

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unknown_user5566 26

^ This proves my point.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I think 46 was making a joke and proving your point on purpouse.

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holyshitbatman 20

your dads an ass

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SneakyCaveman 13

Clearly, your dad should be a comedian, just make sure to tell him to break a leg before he goes on stage. If he doesn't comply, lend him a hand. Remember, it's only so he has more hilarious stories for his set. ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

I find it rather amusing that your dad would be willing to shell out a lot more money for hospital bills, just to have a good joke to tell. Now that's dedication!

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green2go 14

I wonder her dad works in the construction industry lol

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SuperGirlTaDa 15

Unlike in the States; We (Australia) have Medicare. Typically 100% of in- hospital fees are paid for by health funds:)

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Axipiter 24

As are most countries' hospital bills. It's a shame the US hasn't gotten on board with that yet, but it SEEMS like they're trying...

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zero91 4

your pay check got taxed by government a lot right

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green2go 14

It because in the states we have people who cheat the system and every one else doesn't want to pay for there lazy asses

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DocBastard 38

Your dad is right. Too bad you only came back from the hospital with a cast. You should have picked up a sense of humour while you were there.

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Welshite 39

Well now that he has a cast, all he needs is a crew and he could have his very own sitcom.

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starbursty 0

Just wanna let you two know, I... Love... You... ^^^ you have made my day more times then my girlfriend has :p

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kittenvks 11

^the REAL reason doc never lets on to what state he's in

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DocBastard 38

State? The only state I'm in is the state of confusion.

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holyshitbatman 20

btw nice user name

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