By jennag5 - 24/03/2012 06:45 - Canada - Claresholm

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
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superyoyo33 0

This is still a better love story than twilight.

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fuzion50 6

They called u a she. Are you a lesbian?

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micahsmommy 13

You've never heard of drop dead gorgeous guys? Girls can be stunned by guys too.

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kristabelli 19

She's a she, and the two Australians are men. Get it?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You assume too much. They could be men. Edit: My bad. It's already been said. :l

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fernclogger 5

Honestly I thought one of two things OP is a guy who was mistaken for a girl or IS a girl.. So I can see where this guy is comin from

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Awsumuzzie 12

You should have directed them to your house.

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Teabubbles 8

lol that does suck! oh well, missed your chance. There is always a next time :) good luck!

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micahsmommy 13

Tale them each by the hand and walk with them. Who cares if they don't think you speak English? You're surrounded by hot Australians.

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merimar3 4

guys say "Raise up lights" in an Australian accent! PROFIT! :D

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cc_the_beast 6

No, doesn't really work with an Australian accent.

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belly292 0

what's so funny about it? D: I'm Australian and I don't hear anything amusing :(

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erin37 27

Australian is the least accented English in the world. Therefore everyone else is the one with the accent.

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australianchick 8

How is this funny? It sounds completely normal. Us Aussies talk the same at you guys, we aren't like the stereotypical bullsh*t that you think we sound like. Some of us might live in the outback and stuff, but we still have suburbia, city's and sound almost the same as you guys. I find this very offensive.

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Dajucy1 7

Good idea, because everybody can understand sign language right?

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JustStella 28

I did something like that once... He asked my sister for her name, and then mine. I babbled like an idiot then said my sister's name. He laughed in my face. Beauty does that to you.

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bleedwell 7

Sucks for you. FYL.

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olpally 32

And that's a down right shame...

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