Miscellaneous: Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions....

By jennag5 - 24/03/2012 06:45 - Canada - Claresholm

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

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By dumb tourists - 31/03/2013 06:19 - China - Beijing

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2017 00:00 - Australia - Coogee

Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly kiss-ass" in English, thinking I wouldn't understand. I'm Australian. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 19:21 - Germany - Neunkirchen

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

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By Salaryman - 15/02/2009 06:21 - Philippines

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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By lostforwords - 06/08/2011 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

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By anonymus - 18/08/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML

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You can talk, mate

By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 12:07 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, a customer asked me if I was English, because I was struggling to understand what he was saying. I said yes. He then called me a liar, and said I must be "one of them Polish immigrants." Oh, and he also had a thick Scottish accent. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:34

Maybe you're better off being a mime.

superyoyo33 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:36

This is still a better love story than twilight.

Comments

dragonmirado 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 9:54

Really, only Canadiens can be this nice.

rapunzellouise 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 11:03

I start flirting when this opportunity arises. Im not sayin it works most of the time though! Hahaha

lylee001 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 12:32

Ever heard of an Australian kiss It's like a French kiss only down under

SuperGirlTaDa 15

Sunday 25 March 2012 13:16

I feel sort of awkward when i hear all the people go on about "tan" Aussies, because im sure they're mostly thinking the surfer tan look with the blonde hair etc. But I'm Indian- Australian :) so im already tan, but a different tan =S And yes ! Our accents rock:D but i sorta feel like im not part of the image everyone has of Aussies:( Ah well! Still awesome that the world loves us =P

ally8 21

Sunday 25 March 2012 13:37

I love being Aussie but sooo wish I had an awesome American accent... Aussie accents sound so stupid! Lol

JayBee14 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 13:48

Wait, what's so great about our accents???

Livviegurl99 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:04

i know right. i dont get whats so great

Jiinxx 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 15:53

165 is crazy, I'm Australian and I think American accents are to die for. They're extremely hot.

Duckky 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:46

Australians are rude and unfriendly people

belly292 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 17:15

I'm Australian. I see these boys every day. jelly?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:14

I'm sorry but that's kind of pathetic. Two guys are beautiful (I'm guessing their guys since you're a girl)? And you can't talk to them just because of their looks? There truly is no hope for the world.