By jennag5 - 24/03/2012 06:45 - Canada - Claresholm

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
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superyoyo33 0

This is still a better love story than twilight.

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Nightwolf32 5

For those of you who seem to be so intent on saying the Australians were women, read again. The OP said they were gorgeous but did not specify a gender. These two Australians could be guys and the OP's name definitely suggests that the 'she' is correct in the quote. OP, fyl. I am sorry to say that this happens to a lot of people and sometimes they end up missing out in great things.

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theretartedone 5

Her name is Jenna in the username, thus she is a woman and the Aussies are males

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schmelia 10

48 - you're assuming heterosexuality.

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minisquid 9

I'm straight, but some Aussie guys... And every girl I've talked to has said that they'd seriously consider f**king an Australian girl. Not bad for a bunch of convicts and pirates ;)

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ClassyCommando 13

I come from a land down under, Where women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.

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Haha_no_123 11

Yeah. Like if a British person visited Canada, they would think Canadians have accents even though we DON'T say "Eh" or "house" like 'hoose'. But in Canada, Canadians would think we don't have accents

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btchinsammy 0

Sorry but unfortunately we do have an accent especially if we go to different countries

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Discombobulated9 12

81- But you guys DO say 'hoose'. I love it though, it makes your accents even more sexy ;D

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theretartedone 5

I'm an Aussie and yes, I do have an accent.

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cc_the_beast 6

Of course we have an accent. Peoples sarcasm alarms are faulty today it seems. Also, most Canadians I've met do say 'eh' a lot, they just don't realise it.

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funnyfiona 0

Admittedly a very horrible accent. I miss my old one :(

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VioletRaven1 8

Nahh every talks all the same .........SARCASTIC................. I have an accent and im all Aussie

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perdix 29

You should have pointed to your crotch. That's pretty all the directions most guys need, regardless of language.

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olpally 32

And I failed miserably with that comment *crawls back under rock in defeat* :(

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gracehi 31

XD That reminds me of something that happened to me in Peru. I was climbing up Machu Picu (sp?) when these two unusually tall and hunky peruvian guys started talking to me. I said, "I'm sorry I only speak English." One replied, "I know. We're speaking English." Their accents were so thick I didn't even recognize my own native tongue! I was so embarrassed, all I could was say, "Oh...um...hi!" and then run away.

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c8750 2

Error in thumbs up...meant to thumb down comment. Who cares that it reminds you of a time. Sorry to be rude. Just saying

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br0ccoli 14

Pretend to choke. Get mouth to mouth. Win.

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Angelrose2004 17

Choking= heimlich maneuver; no mouth-to-mouth there.

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br0ccoli 14

Dont breathe after your pretend food particle is dislodged.

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