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By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
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Slayer_fml 0

Aw that sucks. Happy birthday though!

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GirlX 0

That does kinda suck, although I do think that is a nice thing for your friends to do for your teacher. Who knows, maybe it's the only happy birthday your teacher will get. I hope you had a happy birthday anyway!

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godawgs313 0

wow..haha...your friends care about your teacher more than you...how's it feel to be a big steaming pile of douche...

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xxyumtasticxx 0

aw that sucks :( happy birthday?

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josh1 0

not to be an ass, but there are TONS of "aww it was my birthday but all my best buds forgot about me and instead celebrated (insert unimportant character here)'s birthday instead" on FML. really, if you cared enough about your bday, you would have mentioned it a day or two beforehand and this wouldn't have happened. if you did and they still forgot, you simply need to make a bigger deal out of it next time. who cares about people forgetting your birthday at school, anyway? its not like people go to school every day thinking "man I wonder whose birthday it is today, gotta get them something..."

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whoismgmt 0

what arseholes. To be fair though the only way i manage to keep tabs on my friends birthdays is because of facebook...otherwise I wouldnt have a clue!

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guitardedman 0

liek oh my gawd that is just terrriblee........... (thats my attempt at sarcasm) ive spent the last 5 birthdays a 2 days drive away from my hometown, including sweet 16, i even forgot my own birthday that year. so a few friends didnt buy you a card, ****** cry about it. you.deserved.it.

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Spiffy 0

That's why you get Facebook. It's a good way to make sure your friends never forget your birthday!!!

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hahah808 0

#10, you're a retard. seriously. self centered my ass! if someone handed me a card without an envelope at school on my birthday, i wouldn't be weirded out. i'd just assume it was for me, and just be glad someone remembered! and about checking the name inside, who would do that before saying thanks?? i mean usually people don't hand you birthday cards for *other* people on your birthday. duh. #16, i'm sorry you've had such a difficult life. how did the person deserve it though? i fail to see how your bad experiences make other deserve them...

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turtlellama 0

What kind of complete idiot doesn't know their friend's birthdays? I remember every one of my close friends' birthdays from when I was in second grade. How hard is it to remember, seriously?! It's like saying you can't memorize your best friend's/parent's/child's phone numbers because they're in your phone. Seriously. You assholes have to stop being so lazy. Two more things: One, who said she never told them?! There was nothing in the post about it. For all we know she had been saying "it's almost my birthday!!" for the past month. And you don't HAVE to mention your birthday beforehand. For the last three birthdays I haven't said a word about it and every single person I care about still remembers. Sometimes if you don't talk about it so much before it makes the day even more fun because you weren't leading up to it so much. Jeez, more than half the people that commented on this so far is just a stupid ass. The end.

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