Guess its true more men then women in Alaska....plot twist shes your fiance

Either way I think your sister would have been there regardless

I, I can’t even. Was the party at your house? If that’s so, then you’d think she would know not to go. Was the party somewhere else? Was your name on the “order”?

It must be hard in the land of make believe.

Ordering prostitutes to make a party more interesting? Wtf is this anyways?

Better she be a (presumably) high class call girl rather than a common drug addicted street walkers. If I were a woman I’d never be a street *****, but would totally consider being a high class call girl. They can make several thousand dollars for a two hour long “date”. That said, this sounds like the urban legend where the traveling salesman orders a hooker to his hotel room, and when he opens the door, his daughter is standing there.

Are you close with your sister? I’m assuming not, as otherwise you’d have at least had some idea that she was a sex worker.

did you get a family discount?