Love: Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to...

By give me an F - 05/01/2014 16:16 - United Kingdom - Corby

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 02:01

Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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upallnight11 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:53

Nah, just give me the D

singer0421 32

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:37

I'm pretty sure the only reason you're upset about this is because now you can't look up a girl's panties as she's getting lifted by you.

Comments

buttcramp 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:38

if it's your first day then no worries! you'll get stronger! you still might get a few phone numbers, ya never know. I'm not saying this doesn't suck lol I'm just saying it may not be as bad as you think.

that_band_nerd 22

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:38

Well now you can work your way to head cheerleader and rule the school!

Philintheblankz 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:39

Just join a home ec class if you want to flirt.

noobsatin 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:40

weight room anyone?

Rallred32 20

Monday 6 January 2014 2:06

Yes, I believe you must be ripped, noobsatin

noobsatin 19

Monday 6 January 2014 3:40

well, I don't want to brag or anything.

perdix 29

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:41

You're getting girls to touch you. Maybe someday, you'll get that first kiss. Ya gotta start somewhere!

Ihavegas 22

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:41

bro do you even lift?

cyttex 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 23:28

Bro do you even say overused phrases.

Rallred32 20

Monday 6 January 2014 2:07

Bro do you even know how to use a joke

perdix 29

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:46

It's just a matter of time until one of the girls "accidentally" grabs your junk. And then all of the embarrassment will be so worth it!

little_one1 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 22:41

That might just cause more embarassment! Because, y'know... they'd be all up on him "accidentally" grabbin' his junk n' junk. That unvoluntarily calls for a boner!