By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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jakeisawake 3

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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DocBastard 38

Sorry, are you going somewhere? Or do you plan on saying something so offensive that you get yourself banned? Save your platitudes for someone who gives a shit.

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Sirin_fml 46

Metastate, the reply function exists for a reason; please stop spamming and posting out-of-context comments.

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TryptamineDreame 0

DocBastard, I will soon be a married woman, but I love what you say. I actually think I love you. :)

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DocBastard 38

Thanks, Dreamy. Metastate almost made me cry. Now I can go to sleep in peace.

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Sirin_fml 46

Metastate, the reply function exists for a reason; please stop spamming and posting out-of-context comments. [hypocritical me]

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TryptamineDreame 0

Lmao, Sirin, I'm on the same boat as they are, my phone does not provide a reply button for me either. :(

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metastate 0

Reply function isn't available for mobile.

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metastate 0

KaySL, I am trying my best to restrain. Getting offensive isn't what I wanted to do, I just wish to say what I wanna say like what you are doing. You could report me to the mods. I am fine with that. If you could, why not? I was just trying to say reply function isn't available for mobile. That's all I wanted to say. It would be ludicrous if I get banned while saying that. About the previous conflict, it was between doc and I in the first place. I've submitted and two of us do wish to let the matter rest. Why couldn't you?

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DocBastard 38

I haven't let anything rest! Get up and fight like a man, damn you! Okay fine, I guess I can let it go. Would it help if I said "between doc and me?" Hee hee! This is fun.

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metastate 0

Yup, Alan really sorry about that. I am trying to let go. Doc, time for us to let go. Peace! Hee hee, I thought it was fun too! :D P.S: Reply function isn't available for mobile. it is important they I write it here in case I get reported to the Moderators. /facepalms

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marinus_fml 19

You should have said "monkey see, monkey do"

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GoodLookingGeese 10

YDI for being a born mo**n!

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