By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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jakeisawake 3

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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Jasmann 0

lol.. if it weree me sitting in the class then the teacher would probably kick me out as well.. cuz my laughs is retarted.. 

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wwerulez14 6

Retarded* *Sigh*... Anyone see the irony in this error?

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jakeisawake 3

#60; you should just fix her whole sentence considering that's not the only error. :D

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she meant that she was a tart before, and she's going to be one again, hence she's a retart. *sulks off into the shadows* I thought it was funny!

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bcg8188 0

maybe you ARE a monkey... ever think of that?

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wwerulez14 6

We all evolved from monkeys. Maybe OP was just de-evolutionizing.

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RedPillSucks 31

We did not evolve from monkeys. We had common ancestors with the other primates. That's different.

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DocBastard 38

FML's first Anthropology Nazi! Bravo, Red!

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guppy40000 0

nothing wrong with being enique. if we were all the same how boring would that be.

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Euroguy20 0

I never heard of anyone starting school in the middle of november

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ImaginaryFoe 0

OP's first day at school, not the first day of school per se. I've started in new schools in every season because we moved so much.

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renz1087 0

Some people move causing them to transfer schools...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Maybe it's first day in that school, like they moved or something. it couldve happened a while ago, or it may just be different school times in Israel.

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bigbadtim 7

Serves you right. You shouldn't monkey around in class.

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miraggg 1

noo maybe its not his fault his laugh sounds like a monkey.. poor little boy

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SouthernBelle14 0

hahha, nice. :)

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IWABO2_ 0

I just want to clear some stuff up here. I don't have a reply button on my phone. It is not an app and/or its not an iphone. I have a samsung phone and i use the internet on the phone to go to fml.com. So please stop saying use the reply button And don't tell me there is a reply button.

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perdix 29

The teacher knew that was your laugh and could not stand the thought of enduring it for the next year. The "monkey imitating" thing is just a ruse to avoid the aural torture you would be inflicting for months on end!

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