Miscellaneous: Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:13

Haha want some bananas?

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 17 November 2010 1:15

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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demosthenese 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 5:33

this person is obviously black. it is very easy to confuse the two gorilla types.

kizzck 6

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:14

LMAOF

DiorDollie 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:37

LOL . ouch.

Delorean_Fanatic 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:17

Hmm... SOMEONE'S teacher was having a bad day...lol

lyssa_la 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 20:01

ouch that's gotta suck maybe you should stop laughing

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:44

you laugh like a monkey?

aypppppppppp 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:44

remain in d jungle animal...

bleijar 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:00

Ha ha that's so funny. Not trying to be mean but I have a friend who laughs like a chipmunk.

itssjulia 13

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:46

Haha that's so me right there XDD

sanamrvk 18

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:00

That's ok OP, they will figure out that you just have a unique laugh eventually

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