By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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jakeisawake 3

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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jjulian2005 0

climb a tree and laugh there

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MeganCello 8

#68, I don't either, but I have the option to switch to the original version so I have the reply button. But I prefer mobile. :)

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xLil_Mx 0

She probably moved schools you retard(jk)

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rencegoh 0

either u laughed like a monkey or u have a monkey face.

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metastate 0

Doc, I just wish to tell you that you are truly a bastard and that, contrary to what you've said about good English, the cold hard truth is that no one cares about your superb english, and in fact it is your English that made you more annoying than usual. We don't know your credentials, neither do we know who you are, but one thing we do know that you may be some kid hiding behind the screen with a thesaurus and dictionary, trying really really hard to make sense out of words, loser. If English is your paramount interest, you'd find it more useful being an English teacher instead of scold and pissing everyone off with your lectures. At least you'd have felt your presence being an English teacher in an elementary school.

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DocBastard 38

Dammit KaySL, I can fight my own fight. Not that this is a fair fight... Metastate, I'm truly glad I annoy you. You think I chose the name "DocBastard" because I intended to make friends here? I'm here to say whatever the hell pops into my head. Deal with it. Let me assure you that your little tirade hasn't shamed me, nor has it caused me to have an epiphany that I may be bothering some people. I know damn well what I'm doing, and I'm going to continue doing it whether you (and everyone like you) like it or not. Good day.

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metastate 0

Are you going to "catch" me for saying "scold" instead of "scolding"? Well, maybe you should, because I am commenting doing something outside which made me unable to concentrate on my 'tenses', but at least I am doing society a greater justice then you, trying to be a grammar police and pissing everyone off. Get a life, join some book club and share your superb english skills with like-minded literatures enthusiasts. FML is certainly too 'low class' for you. At least in the pseudo form

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jakeisawake 3

I'm not trying to piss you off or be a grammar nazi, but you may want to fix the part where you say "... but one thing we do know that you may..." I think you are missing the word "is". I could be completely wrong, but trying to help with that one before he gets you on it.

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metastate 0

Jakeisawake, thanks for it. To the others, win.

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