By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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autumndobbs 11

Hey, at least it didn't rain.

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ColtonStecher 12

Well that would have taken care of the crap

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Starcatch77 20

Since when is a girl's ****** right under her boobs...I think you need to go back to health class...

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LithFlavored 10

Yeah I dont think I would have left that there. Can you imagine that showing up in a picture

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filip00 16

I'm pretty sure it was a message from god, telling you what you're marriage is going to be like. But still, congrats!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Have no idea why your comment is getting thumbed down but you made me lol.

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RedPillSucks 31

Because he's Poopooing marriage

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taybear0 14

or saying the marriage will be shitty

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AnonForAReason 11

The bird was jealous.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Like Scuttle of Vanessa's wedding day.

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K410 18

And nobody gave you a tissue or something? C'mon at least one person at your wedding must've carried one little bag of tissues or wipes >.>

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M3DIC4T3 29

If she was at the part of the ceremony where they say, "I do" I think I understand why she waited until after to clean it off... I'm pretty sure she didn't keep it there all day! :/

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Queensland 27

I didn't know saying 'I do' lasts for 30 minutes. -_-

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Ranimal 12

Unless the groom was laughing so hard it took him 30 minutes to finally get it out? Possibly? No? Okay...

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Wizardo 33

I think the bird objects...

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perdix 29

Altar. You should have altered the ceremony to give you a moment to wipe the poop off your ****. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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SolarFlare 20

Don't blame the bird, aiming is difficult at high altitude and with windy conditions.

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mkid232 15

Agreed, it's amazing he managed to hit his mark.

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Jezzikah 11

Birds can't aim, they actually can't even control when it happens. If they have to go they just go... No control at all.

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miketopgunmike1 25

don't quite understand sarcasm do we #112....

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perdix 29

Cleveland Steamers are for the birds!

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