Work: Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 19:47 - United States

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield

Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By georgehentson - 04/08/2021 20:01

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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Thursday 15 August 2013 8:52

Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.

qtbabe127 22

Thursday 15 August 2013 8:54

Yes, they do exist. And yes, they do reproduce.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

Thursday 15 August 2013 8:52

Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.

webbface 25

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:02

Word because the customer is always right lol

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Thursday 15 August 2013 9:11

With great money often comes great stupidity. Hence this situation...

Treveyon56 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:02

I thought it was with great money comes a great lack of responsibility. Though yours seems to fit this more.

LindsayxMoore 18

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:32

Wow. Its so sad that those people reproduce. I get them all the time at work.

iluvFMLs15 19

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:35

with that attitude I just imagine the customer saying "yeah yeah will you shut up already and change the oceans temperature, thank you"

Martnikk 15

Thursday 15 August 2013 8:52

Some people can't tell the diffrence between a pool and the sea. Hope in humanity lost

Jake_Hale 7

Thursday 15 August 2013 9:29

LOL this FML is so funny!

Goldenberry_fml 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:37

It's honestly very annoying when someone says they've lost hope in humanity. It's so overused and unoriginal up to the point where I want to kick anyone who ever says that again.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 15 August 2013 14:20

Implying there was any hope worthy of the title "hopeful" in the first place.

cats400 16

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:16

I really hope your boss laughs at them also

Martnikk 15

Friday 16 August 2013 9:13

Well I did intend to use that overused joke. Yet the stupidity of some people never ceses to amaze me. And who are you expecting to write a good comment while ******** on the toilet