By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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wowsaint 4

Keep Calm! Shit Happens.

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kogeld 9

They say that when birds poop on you, its good luck! So at least thats good! :)

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ashjo 12

how can someone not hand you a tusdue or some sort to wipe ot off??!

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Belthazor_fml 5

LOL! In Italy, that's a sign of good luck....

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Yodelmeister 18

No, you could have stopped and cleaned it up. Why the **** would you just stand there?

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Slawter16 24

And nobody had the decency to stop and give you a tissue?

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insanez58 11

they say when a bird poops on you it's good luck, this is obviously a sign of a good marriage

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MrBoredomioo 18

Shitty situation

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thisismyhead 25

Why didn't you wipe it off...? I'm sure people would understand. You deserve it!

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