By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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laurieblue 1

hahahaha sorry but that is hilarious....too funny to be true

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Ranimal 12

You might have a hard time coping with all the other FMLs then. Just sayin.

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chenny64 8

Being pooped on by a bird is good luck

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imtooshy 18

My mom always said when a bird ***** on your head its supposed to be good luck. Not sure where she got that saying from and if it can apply to your boobs as well but hopefully it will bring you two honeymooners good luck too, congrats :-)

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worldclassrager 39

First wedding gift...make that worst wedding gift...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I bet that'll be a wedding for everyone to remember. Cheer up OP thing's could have been alot worse.

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Neesalun 20

That must have been distracting! At least it didn't get in your hair or on your dress.

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How_you_doin 10

Are you the girl that was proposed to via the Angry Birds app???? if so that was just the little birdies giving you a BIG congrats!

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guttedbrit 26

Apparently being pooped on by a bird is good luck! It could be a blessing!

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