Miscellaneous: Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up...

By tommy3824 - 20/08/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

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Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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Creeped out

By Seline - 25/11/2010 14:48

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML

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By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 16:50

Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair. oh and FYL

lonely_wife 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:49

I know I'd FREAK OUT!

Comments

ihatestupidppl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:21

At least it wasn't like, fire ants or something. Those little guys are assholes.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:34

true. very true... can't wait to mod out his lame FML's too, thus pushing him over the edge into stage 3

yowzerz 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:39

Hmm, FYL but at least you got to sleep in. It would suck to wake up stupid early to find ants all over you.

tmptmptmp 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:44

could be worse. could be IRS agents.

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Thursday 20 August 2009 22:04

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fmh123 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:42

RAID everything

Aoife 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:42

Ohmygod, that's TERRIBLE. x_x Holy hell, I'd have freaked out. I woke up once with ONE ant crawling up my wall. I freaked out and sprayed my room with way too much bug spray. I'm myrmecophobic. FYL.

plexico 3

Friday 21 August 2009 7:33

A little advice: don't come to Texas. We don't have myrmecophobia, because fear of ants is not unreasonable or irrational, it's smart. We've got these fire ants and just one can give you a bite that will burn at first and then be itchy for days. They suck!