By tommy3824 - 20/08/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
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my_fml_account 2

Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair. oh and FYL

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nilnoc 0

You apparently have no life if u rush to a computer and posted this. You also have no life if you comment on one just to be first like retarded #1.

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purplegiraffes 0

or he took care of it and then decided to post it? or it happened a while ago and thought it would make a good story? Chill out, really.

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CrazyMe2524 0

And you have no life if you ran to your computer just to read this FML !

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wuffymcwuff 2

I'm sure posting this wasn't the first thing OP did.

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taintedtruffle 42

sounds like someones jelly they weren't comment #1

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Omggabrielle 0

omg what a bad one.

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sublime93 0

...Did I miss something? This was more of a *shiver, ew bugs* fml, rather than a *LMFAO OMG ROFL!!111!* fml.

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iHaveNoLife88 0

I hate ants!! They swarmed my house one day when I came home. x.x FYL!!

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nilnoc 0

You apparently have no life if u rush to a computer and posted this. You also have no life if you comment on one just to be first like retarded #1.

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robotiick7 23

Well how do you know that op rushed straight to their computer?They could've called an exterminater and then posted this.

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cha40_fml 0

i like how you worded this. i thought it was well written. oh and FYL, that sucks.

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plexico 3

There are apparently at least two guys out there that will say there is nothing more horrifying than butterflies.

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emadee 0

i had a boyfriend who was terrified of butterflies. i found it extremely endearing. too bad he was also a massive douche.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

dude, why'd you tell him? you just know now that when you're modding later, you're gonna read one like 'ZOMG so today i commented 1st but then 20 people got theirs in b4 me cause i type like a 90 year old and then my dog died and then my mom died and then my dick broke off and then my xbox broke everyone still laughed at me bcuz i said first and then was 23rdZOMG FML.' and then another one 'so my fml about my horrible life got rejected because is was too sad and mostly fabricated and not funny but i really really wanted it to go up so i could get to it and be the first comment on it cause that would validate my life and time on earth but then every1 said no cause they all hate me cause they're an army of life-ruiners out to ruin my life FMLFMLFML.' but then of course he'll probably just do what we all really want him to do, which is off himself in a darwin-award-worthy fashion. (jeez, I'm long-winded today!)

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