By tommy3824 - 20/08/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
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my_fml_account 2

Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair. oh and FYL

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waterynuggets 0

I feel your pain. FYL

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FPsLife 5

I feel your pain man... this year's been crazy with ants.

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Qup 0

Oh. That was you screaming. We had a 2.8 quake today. Mustve registered.

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Than_fml 0

That's happened to me before, not cool. : (

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Fuckers 0

they were there to fit that wardrobe you ordered. poor little ants lunked their saws and hammers all that way for nothing.

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motheroffuck 0

I hate carpenter ants, i wouldn't be as upset if it were little ants, but carpenters are just so big.. and scary.. haha.

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SeximusPrime 0

AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH BUGS!!!!!!!

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marmlr339 14

I have woken to ants crawling all over me once. worst thing ever to wake to. FYL

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Toaster33 0

Awwww i'm sorry tht sux I hate bugssssss

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minimonster_fml 0

God saw u sleepin in he was all like hell nawww

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