By tommy3824 - 20/08/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
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my_fml_account 2

Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair. oh and FYL

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Kriegsphilosoph 0

God damnit, I thought you had carpenters crawling on you and your sheets.. You ruined my evening, burn in hell! ;@

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elparto 0

Did you have honey on your knees or something?

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invisibl3freddy 0

You know what they say, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and not covered in insects".

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Intoxicunt 5

You're right! But I feel a duty to educate the uneducated. Counting can be a useful skill.

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17xVampx17 0

Nilnoc getting in the comments section to do nothing but complain about others and claiming they have no life kinda shows what little of a life you have. OP I'd have freaked out, and burned my mattress.

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DresdenB17 0

at least they weren't union welder ants. those can be a bitch

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dore 0

thank you for making my day a little happier

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Raheemdplayer 7

do u live in a barn, why on earth wud they be there!? i think your bedroom must be dirty and you leave your plates in ur room, YDI

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w_introuble 25

Ants can be in a house even if it's completely clean. They come in through little gaps and make your live miserable. You're an idiot! Op,fyl. I hope you managed to solve the problem :-)

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Hanez10 0

Man that really sucks! I feel bad for you

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MoMoJones 0

I want to be first also damn it and this is directed to #21 maybe he wanted to share the fun with us stop being a dumbass and saying ppl have no lives

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