There is nothing more disgusting than cleaning up other people's shit and piss or the area where other people shat and pissed, but on the bright side, at least you got paid for it. I spent my childhood doing it for free for my family. My brother's favorite trick? Taking a huge dump and leaving it there so I would have the extra fun of cleaning his disappated shit slime off the toilet. To this day it remains the foulest thing I ever had to do.

That sounds like it'd be a violation of OSHA laws. I'd report that, 'cause that's pretty damn gross...or you could contract HIV from accidentally stabbing yourself with that dirty needle in the corner. Oh, the options.

It could be terrible but your job tittle probably has something to do with cleaning.

Well that's shitty...

Maybe if you do a good job, you'll get the honor to clean the customer bathrooms that haven't been cleaned for a year. You're on your way to the top!

hmm, that's a first task you'll never forget...

You think that's a bad job? My job is to make puns about shit or anything related to it. You know how many people hate me? But I do have to admit that is a pretty shitty situation.

Sounds like a test to me... Your reaction to the task will speak volumes about your work ethic...

Cry me a river.

They better be paying you enough to deal with that. Lol