Work: Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that...

By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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By Alex - 01/03/2019 16:00

Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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Sunday 25 March 2012 16:10

Must have been a shitty job.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:11

Atleast you got a new job in this economy.

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:10

Divert the nearest river and use it to flush out the bathroom?

Candice0687 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:17

Looks like you got there crappy end of the stick

kaykay1395 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:18

That sucks

iseyixes 18

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:22

Sounds like it was something he purposely made sure you would hate doing. He is testing you that's all. Why else would he say it hadn't been cleaned in 2 months and then ask you to go clean it? It's probably cleaned on a regular basis, suck it up and enjoy your pay check.

nsnforever 2

Monday 26 March 2012 4:27

Maybe he said it because it really hasn't been cleaned in two months, and, since OP is new, he assumed OP would be eager to please and impress. That way, the bathroom gets done and the bossman himself doesn't have to do it. But, that's just a guess.

nsnforever 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:26

Surgical mask? Check. Rubber gloves? Check. Disinfectant? Check. But seriously, that sucks, OP. FYL, indeed.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:37

I once saw diarrhea all over the seat of a toilet and on the floor and menstrual blood graffiti on the walls in a mall bathroom. At least your office has more (hopefully) civilized people.