Miscellaneous: Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving... - FML

By maryrain - 11/08/2011 09:35 - United States

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

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maryrain 0

Friday 12 August 2011 0:12

I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.

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Snowstar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:17

Why the **** are you afraid of midgets?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:24

13 - It's a strange fear but obviously there's a reason why she's scared of them. Also she probably can't control crying when she sees one. Think before posting another ignorant comment.

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ecascio2010 9

Friday 12 August 2011 4:46

What have "little people" ever done to you?

ramband2009 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:52

Well they are all right. They are people!! Not something to have a phobia for. Moron.

iEevee 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:59

Why do I find this so hilarious? I'm sorry, I know it's horrible, but I can't stop laughing xD

AmazingLadyy13 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:16

Midget phobia. interesting.

BLACKSAGE 4

Friday 12 August 2011 5:22

Yeah why are you afraid of them? Seriously?

christianmary182 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:35

What the heck is wrong with you?

Mxpxdude189 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:22

asshole. how can you be afraid of midgets? you bigot

risarosa12 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:59

ok I get you can have a fear. but op there are different ways of handling it sides breaking down into tears and calling them disfigured midgits you could walk away take deep breaths and walk off. this is highly offensive I am a legal midgit and I feel bad for the one you callously called out. so to sum it up ydi

ardencred 7

Friday 12 August 2011 7:07

You suffer from lilpeepophobia

heresjuju 2

Friday 12 August 2011 7:40

Bitch slap him with a brick. Then they'll be afraid of you and avoid you. Problem solved.

israel12 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:37

You're stupid

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