Miscellaneous: Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving... - FML

By maryrain - 11/08/2011 09:35 - United States

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

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maryrain 0

Friday 12 August 2011 0:12

I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.

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Snowstar 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:17

Why the **** are you afraid of midgets?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:24

13 - It's a strange fear but obviously there's a reason why she's scared of them. Also she probably can't control crying when she sees one. Think before posting another ignorant comment.

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bgraber04 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:29

that's a dumb fear

QueenPerrywinkle 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 5:17

one ofmy friends are afraid of midgets...they freak her the **** out

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:56

148- you're not retarded. :)

pink_rose2011 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:50

i understand! i Have a weird frear of the too i have no idea why but they always just scare me. it makes me sad

jimmy2251 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 4:20

Midgiephobia?

bbrekkas 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:17

That is rude! Little people are no different than us!

magicman34 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:48

That's still pretty bitchy..

mrsmaglietta 6

Friday 17 August 2012 8:53

I'm sure that made them feel great

alexhill98 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:15

Fg

Krimzon 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:59

I really don't see how you deserve this...

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