Health: Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training...

By Useless training - 11/07/2014 06:04 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML

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By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

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SnowxSakura 17

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.

Comments

ginger196 14

Friday 11 July 2014 15:45

Shove them down and kick them

nicoletaylor1995 5

Friday 11 July 2014 16:41

That response would be just as immature and irrational as the other person's rude comment...

JMichael 25

Friday 11 July 2014 16:59

yes cuz violence solves everything..

underthesea12 24

Friday 11 July 2014 15:49

It does help with the bounce!

jack_jill05 14

Friday 11 July 2014 20:53

no, no it doesnt. OP just needs to let that unbelievably rude comment go, sometimes people say stupid things, it doesnt necessarily define the person.

mld4657 28

Friday 11 July 2014 15:52

people are rude and jealous. good job op even though I don't know the score or what you look like

DaisyDanger 7

Friday 11 July 2014 15:55

Even if you are overweight as I am, I agree that those comments were made because you obviously stomped their score!!! Good for you! Keep it up!

sweetbliss3 37

Friday 11 July 2014 15:56

good job on the score YOU wanted. Just remember why you're doing it in the first place and don't let anyone bring you down. keep it up, good luck.

gameover18 17

Friday 11 July 2014 15:56

Let them talk OP it is obvious you bet their score so they got mad.

azyjazy713 11

Friday 11 July 2014 16:09

Sounds like some serious jealously. Keep workin out OP! **** the haters

ooft 8

Friday 11 July 2014 16:15

Haters gonna hate, potatos gonna potate. Keep doing you

stargirl_95 24

Friday 11 July 2014 16:18

Your training wasn't useless. You got the result you wanted and that's something you should be proud of. The person who did that is obviously just jealous that you probably did better than they did (or at least a lot better than they expected you to).

skittyskatbrat 19

Friday 11 July 2014 16:26

"Yeah, so it's too bad you can't do situps with your head." I highly recommend having some zingers for people like that. Or, you can just look at them and say, bluntly, "Any reason you're being such an asshole today?"