By BlueMouth - 16/12/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML
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perdix 29

I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?

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kamerly 0

thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....

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Katface 0

Maybe you should check next time before you put something in your mouth.

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SweetestSin 4

In Red Foreman's famous words "You're a dunmbass"

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possumisawesome 0

I went to Canadian tire the other day and saw a 250 pack of little colourful balls, and I thought they were gum balls too, but it confused me why Canadian Tire would be selling them.

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perdix 29

From the OP's name, you can tell the colo(u)r was blue. The sad thing is that I suffer from Blue Balls and she eats blue balls! If she would eat mine, then I wouldn't suffer anymore. Oh, the humanity!

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rizotherat 0

LIAR there are no "mini" paintballs. your just too dumb to recognize a regular paintball. What is fun though is to buy a bag of gumballs and hide a few paintballs in it. Then pass the bag around at a party and watch who gets a weird look, who freaks, and who tries to play it off.

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CallMeHush 0

They do make 6mm "mini" paintballs so that you can shoot them out of your blowgun or airsoft, it makes playing with the cat more fun.

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ericrm23 6

There are multiple sizes of paintballs dude

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

Minipaint ball? FAKE. Seriously. Paintballs come in a single standard size. Plus they are the most vile and bitter taste you will ever stick in your mouth. I know this from getting shot in the face and having the stuff go through the grill of my facemask.

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ibleedlimegreen 3

Wrong. You're kinda right, .68 cal is "standard size". However there are also .50 cal (completely pointless, why would you want less paint to mark with?) and then there are SplatMasters that i think are more of a .40ish cal. JT makes them but i think they only come in orange. But yeah​ OP probably ate a .68 and paintballs dont taste that bad, ive eaten a hole pod of Valken Graffiti.

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danmmcd 0

How is this an FML? anyone who has been paintballing had a worse experience than that... plus paintballs have a strong smell and are often coated in oil, it is difficult to unknowingly eat a paintball.

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Stahn 0

who the hell would buy a package of gumballs? and why would that be anyone's first assumption?

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