By BlueMouth - 16/12/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML
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perdix 29

I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?

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kamerly 0

thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....

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Riverweasel 1

Definitely an MLIA. This really isn't a FYL, I'm sure you were just fine no more than a minute later, if even that.

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silbern 0

there are two different sizes of paintballs like someone said already. I've seen the smaller ones used in a shotgun type paintball gun.

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DeathShad0 1

Nice observation skills you got thar. I hope your brother doesn't take you paintballing with you. We wouldn't want you eating the ammo.

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oNikkio 0

That would of been hilarious if it exploded in your mouth.

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qcmarco 0

I already did this to my aunt... At work... And the paintball exploded on her shirt:)

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fuck_it_right 0

you know why that happend because ur a Dee-Dee-Dee

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Oven_fml 0

you are stupid!!! women these days... pffff

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Halycon 0

grats on being a casual sexist, moron

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69_jackson_69 0

Shutup slampiece.

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RequiemCube 0

When I buy a piece of electronic equipment, it comes with a little packet of translucent balls that says "DO NOT EAT" repeatedly in large, ominous letters, directly on the packet. And I think to myself, "No one sees a random collection of unidentified objects of questionable origin, and starts chowing down." I sit corrected.

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NoteMyGrin 0

Haha. Though I can understand if the paintballs were bright blue blueberry flavored and sitting on the dining table.

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glamourhobo 0

I don't really understand how you could mistake a paintball for a gumball, but hey, there's a first for everything...paintballs have little seams on them where both halves of the plastic meet. >.>

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