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Same thing different taste
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I actually and legitimately LMFAO
....twat
You know, if I were in that situation, I probably would have just eaten it to save myself the embarassment of explaining my mistake :P
Paintballs taste like gross soap...how do I know this? I went paintballing and got shot right in the mouth of my mask. Mmmm...yummy.
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I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?
thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....