Intimacy: Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She...

By Sgt_Jackrum - 05/02/2016 10:27 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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haileyrows 26

Friday 5 February 2016 20:25

Unfortunately, that's not necessarily true because most rapists are after a feeling of power, not a gratifying sexual experience. But I suppose if Grandma is going to insult you at least she tried to put a positive spin on it!

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 February 2016 20:33

Grandmas say the darnedest things

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Ahill84 6

Saturday 6 February 2016 6:34

So by the look of you grandma I just have to say I'm very sorry, because obviously you did get raped before huh

katertott 44

Saturday 6 February 2016 6:52

Oh granny! lol I bet that was the dementia talking.

vintageart1994 16

Saturday 6 February 2016 7:56

Granny has no chill

MasonSoccer23 15

Saturday 6 February 2016 7:56

On the bright side, you're gonna save money on pepper spray

cheshireau 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:17

Dementia effects people differently. My nan was a bit harsh but when she got worse, she got really nice. I'm sorry you and your family are having to go through this, OP.

Sgt_Jackrum 19

Saturday 6 February 2016 11:50

OP here. Just to clarify, I have put on some extra weight over Christmas but I'm working on it! I was more amused than upset by the comment as I'm hardly huge, and I know that she would never have said anything like that when she was well. I think sometimes she just remembers me more as a skinny little girl as opposed to the full bodied woman that I am today!