By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 779
You deserved it 2 900

Same thing different taste

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doink 0

At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

pychoanalysis is bullshit. Don't let it get you down. Amatuer psychiatrists (IE people who took psych 101 in college) and shitty psychologists (even if they have a degree that doesn't mean they're actually knowledgable in the field) seem to love to pull that in social settings, though as far as I can tell it always just makes them look like jackasses. A decent, skilled psychiatrist knows that the human mind doesn't actually work like that, and a decent human being doesn't act like such a jackass at a dinner party.

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Lol. I can picture it now. Pulling down his pants, smacking his ass and saying "My Ass and my Ego, both huge and in your faces. Deal with it bitches!"

What else should you expect of a psychiatrist?

some_girl9 8

YDI for having character flaws.

What? Why should a husband get to decide whether or not his wife can get drunk?

some_girl9 8

Are YOU drunk, judging by that horrendous spelling? And why exactly is it the husband's decision if his wife can get drunk or not? You don't have anything close to a significant other, do you?

drumrgonewild 2

Keep givin em liquor eventually they'll black out