Kids: Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was...

By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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charlottex33 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

heywowmoo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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aback 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:12

Um...cross your damn legs when people are under the table?

TheBigDawg 8

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:12

I don't think it can be said any better than #9. Who else but Quagmire? Anyway, yeah, intentionally going out sans undergarments, when you're with your little kids? Doesn't seem like a smart idea.

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 2 April 2013 14:42

I don't get why anyone doesn't wear underwear, period. The mom thing doesn't have anything to do with it. It's really unhygienic... I don't know about guys, but women leak all kinds of bodily fluids all the time. Imagine that running over your legs and on your skirt.

SailorSolaris 43

Wednesday 14 February 2018 0:44

I happen to get severe rashes from underwear, unless it’s the expensive kind. Not shelling out money for that, so I just don’t wear it.

senorchipotle 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:13

awesome! just awesome... i wish you were my girl. he's only four, it's no big deal.

Monado 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:16

I wonder if everyone else at the resturant got a lump in their pants.

frootloop25 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:16

#12 FTW. Hahahahaha. But really...why weren't you wearing any underwear???

Zoa_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:20

You didn't wear underwear 1)out to dinner with the family and 2) with a skirt???? YDI 150%!

idreamofpeace 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:22

That's what you get for not wearing underwear, duh. :P

Tehalon 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:22

FYL, you can't help it you want to air the hole now and then. Just like you need to open a bedroom window to let some fresh air in you need to go commando now and then, or dance around naked, that works just as well.

whoopsiedoodle 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:23

what difference does it make if i'm a mom or not? some of these comments are extremely offensive.

rachel_potter 13

Friday 20 January 2012 3:33

You were at a family dinner without underwear while your young children are present. That's disgusting.

kylelove 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 8:16

This whole website is offense

fantasyworld 37

Monday 21 July 2014 1:46

If you're with your husband somewhere, fine, but a family restaurant is inappropriate.

fromtxnotcowboy 12

Saturday 28 November 2015 16:10

Who gives a shit if she was a young hot bimbo no problem. She didn't intentionally "show" herself. And as for the mom part pretty sure her kids have seen her naked before. It comfortable being with no underwear! You go mom **** everyone telling you shit JUST because your a mom!