By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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charlottex33 0

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

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heywowmoo 0

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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UsingLogic 0

You deserved it, you should wear the Burka like any decent woman. Just kidding :p But still, I can't find any decent explanation as to why you would not wear an underwear under your skirt. Unless if you forgot to put it on.

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW, you're wearing a skirt, going commando, and apparently sit SPREAD EAGLE, LEGS OPEN?!?! Classy. You deserve it for being so TRASHY.

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Lulz_at_yer_face 0

well your a *****. If you have a kid, then your vag is loose. and you MUST wear undies, for the sake of people that have to look at you.

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porcupunk 0

Why is it gross that someone does not wear underwear and what the fact the she is a mother has to do with wearing (or not wearing underwear)?????

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plexico 3

Four years old and looking for bush!? You're going to be a grandma many times over.

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ferparu 0

I'm not putting them on! I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks!

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Blacksabbath211 9

Harry potter reference?? =)

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deaditegirl 0

YDI. Try wearing underwear.

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56578 0

I think you should wear underwear in public when wearing a skirt... or even a thong, but commando? Apparently your skirt wasn't long enough to cover you... Were you trying to pull a Britney Spears?

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pearls 0

YDI, even if the skirt was tight you can get seamless underwear so you don't get VPL, and you were with your family, so if you were just doing it 'because', it's not like you were gonna get any.

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on_a_boat 0

protip: When wearing a skirt, keep your damn legs together! Also, wtf, put some underwear on, that's kind of skanky, especially when you're with your family. Yuck.

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