Kids: Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was...

By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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charlottex33 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

heywowmoo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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cough 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:26

pics?

bonafidehustler 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:26

It doesn't matter that you're a mom. Moms can have fun. But going out to dinner with your little kids is different than going out to dinner with a hot date.

milkradio 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:27

Ew, I hope you didn't leave a snail trail on your seat.

SulfurPlague 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:31

damn thats nasty hahaha

gravityplanx 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:27

wait... you think it's offensive for people to be offended by your near-public nudity? You were in public... wear some damn clothes. If your skirt was small enough that your kid could see up it, then there's NO REASON to be going commando. And that's REGARDLESS of whether your a mom or not. Keep your damn beaver to yourself

klovemachine 24

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:57

shut up! BAM you just got served!

MaddieMonster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:28

way to pull a Brittany

mintyfresca 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:28

you should have crossed your legs when your kid went under the table...

idontgiveone 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:30

#28 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD OP, he was just telling the truth. AND YTF wud u not wear an underwear. YDI.

RedNymph234 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:32

yeah, I dun wear underwear when I wear pants, because I hate the way underwear feels like a diaper...all constricting and uncomfortable... BUT I at least have the decency to wear underwear while wearing a skirt!!! Otherwise.....it'd be way too easy for someone to see my cooch when I bent over or sat in a chair! And that's just slutty as all hell to NOT wear underwear while wearing a skirt!