By PuppyPeeTimee. - 17/09/2010 06:30 - United Kingdom

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
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ANTLink19 4

Were you wearing red? Are you approximately 2 feet in height? I can't blame the dog in good consciousness until we get a little more info.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Perhaps OP commonly dresses as a garden gnome as a socio-artistic statement. >.<

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M16a2 0

I'm pretty sure he was referring to a fire hydrant...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yeah, I got that. I was offering another alternative within the same vein.

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life_hates_you 0

Guess dogs really dont shit, or piss, where they eat, or sit. Haha! It sucks, but get over it! A bird shit on me at the zoo one time, it happens!

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iltby 3

She thinks she's higher than you in the pack order. You should probably be training her or seeing a behaviourist. She'll start showing aggression towards you eventually if you don't get it under control.

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MetalFish 0

bite it's ear. it shows it who is boss instantly.

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nascar1477 0

ydi for smelling like a litter box!

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lotuspod 0

who gets a litter box for a dog or a puppy besides crazy hermit people? you never buy a litter box for a puppy to train it or it'll go in the same spot even as and adult

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darkmis1 17

You get a litterbox for a cat, dumbass! Before you try to insult someone, make sure you know what you're saying!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Replace "puppy pad" with "litterbox" and we have a winner!

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danabee09 0

sorry for laughing. FYL.

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Peacemaker9 7

lol I'm not! op that sucks for u

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

i agree with nick

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underpaid011 0

that's awesome. not for you - but for everyone who reads this.

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lotuspod 0

I bet your sis has been secretly training it to pee on you while you're sleeping

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robc32ca 4

maybe you smelled like pee before and the puppy thought that was where to go

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