Animals: Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister....

By PuppyPeeTimee. - 17/09/2010 06:30 - United Kingdom

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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It's about time

By peetime - 24/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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MrMcToaster 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:10

were you pissed on i mean off?

tpea 1

Friday 17 September 2010 16:10

LOL, I find this really funny!

Comments

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 17 September 2010 17:39

Dude, look at the bright side. The dog's just marking her territory.

530boy 0

Friday 17 September 2010 18:11

Does a bitch (female dog) mark its territory too?

SeedlessMe 13

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:53

they certainly do, 530boy-- haha my girl is horrible with that stuff!- though, it is more often them trying to cover up a smell, like of another animal or something else they don't like

rwctkd95 0

Friday 17 September 2010 17:41

take a water gun n spray that dog up!

kotomi 0

Friday 17 September 2010 17:43

ydi for not having a cat. cats are the cuterest!

darkmis1 17

Friday 17 September 2010 17:49

I love all animals, but I love cats the most! I have four of them!!! <3

bieberhole69 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:02

All cats can go to ******* hell!!!

GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

Friday 17 September 2010 17:55

that's when you roll down the window and throw it out.

tiffyxmac 0

Friday 17 September 2010 17:59

cats are nasty. puppies are way better but that's funny lol.

MetalFish 0

Friday 17 September 2010 21:09

cars are for lonely middle aged single women going through the menopause. they like the company, you see, because nobody else in the world loves them.